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Diary 6. November

Dear diary

Tday i were in school, like every other day. It was fun because, our teachers were on course, in Ollerup, we have parent as teacher; it was very funny, we made some waterrockets. We get free early, it was pretty nice. After school my friend Jonathan, took our bikes an drive down to the pizzaria Barbaros, and buyed som pizza, it tastes so good. The rest of the day i were home.

See you tommorrow

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Diary 5. November

Dear diary

Today i were in school, to 12 clock, it was nice to get free so early.
After school my freind Dennid and me tokk, home to me, we played some computer, watched some Tv and talked, it was fun. after Dennis took home, i eat some rice porridge, it´s taste good. after the dinner i looking some Tv, and then i were going to bed.

Goodnigh, and see you tommorrow

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Diary. 4. November

Dear diary

Today i were in school, like every other day, it was pretty borring.
After school i were to handball, that was very funny, we played football. aftere training i saw the girls play handball, it was okay.

see you tomorrow

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Diary 3. November

Dear diary

Today i were in school it was okay, the best was the physical education, it was were funny, special touch rugby, that was nice. I should make the dinner, i made some fish, it tastes very good.

See you tommorrow

Monday, November 2, 2009

Diary, 2 November 2009

Dear diary

Today i were in school it was a little bit borring, but okay.
After school i took home and playing a little bit computer, it was funny. in the evening i took to handbaal with my freind it was very funny.

See you tommorrow Jeppe

Diary

Dear diary The 2,November

My name is Jeppe Harwestfarm Poulson, i´m 14 years old, and i´m living in Bjerringbridge
today I woke up when my mother came in to my room and yelled of of me. “Get up your are late!”
I got out of bed, and took some clothes on, and then I took some breakfast, I brushed my tooth's, then I drow to school on my bike. When I came to school I go to morning gathering, it was borring, then I have a german lesson, it was also borring, danish was also borring

See you tommorrow

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Questions to Marge

How is your sex life?
Homer is pretty wild

Are you happy with your kids?
yes i love my kids

Are you unfaithful to your husband Homer?
no i you crazy

How do you paint your hair?
my hairdresser do it

Do you have cleaning madness?
no a little bit i clean sometimes

Do you drink?
no it is only Homer

Have you been a alcoholic?
no i have drink a little bit

Are you lesbian?
no ofcause

Do you have problems?
no i have i nice live and a good family

Do you shave your ?!@%#?
?!@%# what?

Do you like to go to the dentist?
yes my dentist is hot

What do you want to accomplish in your life?
i will have 2 metres long hair on my BEEP!

Do you have hair on your legs?
yes a lot

Are you a monkey?
no are you?

Do you like wine?
yes it is my favorite drink

Do you like chocolate?
yes it is taste so good

What do you do in your spare time?
cleaning the house

Do you eat healthy?
yes sometimes

Do you like Homer?
yes in the bed he is so good!

Do you like not to have a income?
yes Homer have a good income 5$ per month.. WE ARE RICH!!

My holiday

In my summer holiday I were in Sweden, that was pretty nice. We should lived in an summerhouse, near the water. We could look to Sjælland. The weather was very good. One of the days we were in Bådstad, we saw a tennis tournament that was great. After we had looked at tennis we went to the beach. The water was very nice. The sea bed was sandy. The day we went home, we went to Helsingborg to shop.

The last to weeks in the holiday, I work for Esben Tøttrup.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Evaluation

I have learn much about computers, but i haven't learn so much about grammar and and english words. I will like to learn more english words and how to use present- and past tense.I think it is funny to make it on a computer. It is not so funny to look in a book the day long. The funniest task is there were we should write to Mike Stalwart.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Sound story

Runes sound:
There was to men, in the evening, they had a burbing contest. Then one them made a big burb,"You got it" say the other man. And they burbed all night long.

Dennis´ sound:
It was a late night, there was a scary sound on the radio. There was a man who threw a stone through a window, he jumped through the window. the dog began to bark of the man who jumped through the window, then he hit the man who was living in the house, after he had hit the man, he sawed the womens leg of, and she died.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Parental control

I would not, have parental control on my cell phone, because they should not read what i send to my freinds. I havent ever received any threating messages. It is very anoying to get a message meanwhile im asleep. Then i can write bad words.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Jacksons story

False. True. False. True. False. False. True. True. True. True. False. False. False. True. False. True. True. False. True. True. False. True

Thursday, May 7, 2009

I´m going to tell you a story about

I´m going to tell you a story about a man, who had to dogs, Louis and Clara. One day Louis and Clara was playing in the garden, they ran after a ball. Suddenly, the ball came out on the way, Louis ran after the ball, a car hit him on his ass. I ran out to Louis and took him up in my arms. I ran in to the telephone, and call to the veterinary. She said i should come at once. I went to the veterinary. She treat him. Two days later, i come and took Louis home. On the way home I went to the photograf, the photograf, took some pictures, of Louis, Clara and me....The end....